*Originally Posted July 4, 2013 on my original site Thirty on Mom. Edited.
If you have a low self-esteem about your body like I do…never take your kids into the Target dressing room with you.
Never! They like to announce loud enough for the dead to hear about your stretch marks. After they focus on the size of your ass the fart noises will soon follow. Another announcement will come that mommy and daddy fart.
Their is nothing more belittling then shushing your 3 and 5 year old while your left breast is being smashed and your right one is being pushed up your neck because you’ve entirely underestimated how much your breast have change after having kids.